Chuck Nice
by Ali
Comedian
Host of We tv's Cinematherapy
Contributor to Today show and CBS Early Show
1. Why are you jealous of kids and older people?
They get to take naps. Naps are one of the most wonderful things in the world. I can’t wait until I’m old enough to wear depends so I can sleep and pee myself at the same time. When I’m 80 I’m not going to be incontinent, but I’m sure going to act that way so someone will care for me, wipe my butt and let me sleep.
2. What advice would you give….?
A married man—Consider your wife before you consider yourself
A single man—Do not get married
A married woman—Constantly show your man respect and admiration. It feeds us. And lose your sexual inhibitions because if you don’t lost them when you’re married your husband will a have a problem.
3. Best city to perform comedy?
New York City, hands down. New York has such a great mix of people. New Yorkers get it.
Toughest city?
Philadelphia is a tough town. And I'm from Philadelphia. They are angry people, they threw snowballs with batteries in them at Santa Claus.
4. Being a comedian, how do you handle talking to your kids about facts of life?
I don’t make jokes. I am a strict disciplinarian. Kids need clearly defined barriers. I draw the line and when I say something they do not cross it.
5. Any indulgences?
Are you kidding? I have kids. A glass of wine is a necessity now, not an indulgence. I gave up my motorcycle. I can’t party like I used to since you can’t be the dad who comes home drunk. I guess what I’m saying is my kids have ruined my life.
6. So where do you find the fun?
ACTUALLY, I find the fun in spending time with my kids. When they’re happy, I’m happy. I don’t travel much anymore so I can be home with them much more. They’re cool kids.
7. What’s next on your wish list?
Several of my own TV shows that I host and produce.
You can find Chuck as host of We tv’s Cinematherapy and regular contributor on Today show’s men’s panel, CBS Early Show news round up and on many comedy stages in New York City.
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